Driving me nutso!!!

This lil boy of mines keeps locking himself in my room and asking me to open the door. My lil girl is standing too close to the television. She must want to go more blind. They keep eating my food even after they ate already. Matter of fact they don't stop eating. Between candy n cookies to real food they just don't stop. So later I'm gonna take them to Mcdonalds and hope that does the job. But probably not cause knowing them they will still be hungry. Oh well they are mines what can I do. At least for now the room is somewhat clean.